singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
4 words: hood of his car
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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