from now on my penis is your penis
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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