And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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