The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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