Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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