what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
