her vagine was all disorganized.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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