well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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