Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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