Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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