I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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