U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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