you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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