This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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