hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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