I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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