After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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