Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
as a side note pls kill me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
