Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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