In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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