At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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