Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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