Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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