D3 body, D1 cock
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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