Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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