none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
