**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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