I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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