so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its about making memories worth repressing
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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