so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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