so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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