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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
3 2 1 whiskey
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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