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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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