its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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