he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i think i have two assholes
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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