apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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