wrigley field is MILF paradise
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he thought i was a dude.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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