what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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