party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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