no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're so nebulous sometimes
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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