Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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