I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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