I want to walk on stilts...naked
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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