I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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