i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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