Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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