I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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