Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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