problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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