Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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